I'm Gonna Make My Kids Watch This When They Are Teens!!!

If they would have showed this video along with the sex education in high school there might have not been as many babies conceived on prom night!!!

Wow!!! Didn't know Ronald had a sister!!! Whats up Rhonda...wink wink!!!

This is a real Mcdonald's commercial from Japan. I bet the food still tastes bad but they def have a hotter spokes model!!!

YUMM COOKIES!!!

Cookies By Design!!!

Alright I'm a fat kid always have been so if there is one thing that will make me smile its cookies. I've seen alot of other cookie and baked goods selling sites out there but this one is pretty cool cause the cookies are all awesomely decorated. They aren't too badly priced either for the details that goes into them. I emailed em and told em that I was showing off cool sites on my blog and they even gave me a link you guys can follow to get a special discount. YUMM COOKIES!!!

I didn't Forget Mommy!!! Its still mothers day in the midwest!!!

Happy Mothers day and thanks to all those mothers who had the nerve to birth and then raise all of us bratty kids. Especially my mom on the birthing thing cause I have a big mellon head so I can't imagine what my momma went through trying to pass that and I was also a big mellon headed brat when I was little. Thanks MOM!!! Sorry for being a mellon headed brat!!!

Great Idea wish I would have come up with it...... Wait I did!!!

If you are in the Springfield Missouri Area check em out!!!Ok so one day me and my buddy Jeff several years back were throwing back heavy amounts of alcohol, back in the day when I could handle heavy amounts of alcohol. We were fast approaching the last of what had been a 24 pack of beer it quickly became a concern of how we were gonna get more. After it became apparent that in my inebriated state not only did I not belong behind the wheel of a motor vehicle I didn't even possess the most basic of motor skill to sit in a chair. Jeff was blurry to me but I'm sure he had his difficulties of his own long story short neither of us were driving. It became apparent that we were gonna have to walk the mile to the liquor store. If anyone else is from Missouri you know that they stop selling alcohol at 1:30 am so that will explain to those who didn't know why it really sucked when we got to the store at 1:35 am. By then we had sobered significantly and were chatting it up about how bad it sucked that a state would have such a law. Had we just been able to drive, had we just got enough alcohol.... IF ONLY THEY DELIVERED!!!! Suddenly it was born!!! The idea we were gonna deliver alcohol and munchies and make lots of money doing it. Being that we were young and broke and didn't have a liquor license our idea never really made it off the ground. 10 years fast forward I'm listening to one of my favorite alternative rock stations Q102.1 (shout out)!!! They are talking about the new business that just hit my home town, Springfield Missouri. Its www.alco-haul.com. You place our order on the net and then they deliver it as simple as that. Wow I came up with that idea 10 years ago and now someone is doing exactly what I thought of and are actually making money!!! Ok the internet wasn't an equation in my idea so they have one up on me. Actually they have alot up on me cause they actually are running a successful business from the idea. The moral is write down some of those awesome ideas when you are messed up and then think about it when you are sober one out of a million of those ideas might work. Oh and sorry I should have posted this yesterday when everyone was getting wasted for Cinco de Meyo!!!

Anyway if you are in the Springfield area check em out!!!

Best Advertisement On the Web

This is most def the most awesome ad on the internet





Ok so I'm a little bias this is a ad that I made for my bro to promote his online furniture store www.smartchoicefurniture.com. If you visit the website and call and order something mention the blog. If you are lucky you might get a discount. Sometimes my brother and I don't get along so he might charge you more if you mention me. Just kidding I'll talk him into throwing in something if you find him on my blog.

Best Page In The Universe

http://maddox.xmission.com/

Well I was looking for the best page on the internet and the first page that was listed when I did a google for it was calling itself the best page in the universe. Its kinda of funny but not sure about the best in the universe you be the judge.

Funniest Thing On You Tube

Ok I did a search on You Tube for the "Funniest thing on You Tube" and this is the first thing I got. I will admit it had a catchy tune and I it made me smile a little after I got past the first part, but that kid at the very beginning scared the hell of me!!! Anyone else feel that isn't that from the exorcist movie or something?